If this is a ghost...
... then my name is George Clooney!
I won't waste time commenting on trying to pass this off as some kind of supernatural apparition but please take a minute to scroll through the comments at the bottom of the page.
Some of the most hilarious writing I have seen in the past weeks.
"Louhi spoke in riddled tones of three things to achieve: find and catch the Devil's Moose and bring it here to me. Seize the Stallion born of Fire, harness the Golden Horse. He captured and bound the Moose, he tamed the Golden Horse. Still there remained one final task: hunt for the Bird from the Stream of Death"
-Kalevala, Rune XIII-